Dear Whomever - Please Help

Dear Spring,

I am writing you yet another letter. You are too tricky! Taunting us Summer-Lovers with your nice warm sunshine and pleasant breezes only to find out that you are going to switch moods and dump rain on us later in the week! I beg of you to reconsider - I like the sunshine too much! Can it stay? Please? Pleeeeaaaaseee?

xoxo,
Just Another Summer Lover

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Dear Creator of Math,

What WERE you thinking? Who in their right mind enjoys this torture!!!??? Oh that's right. No one. Because you are all a bunch of filthy left brainers. Take your numbers and get out of town. You have been rejected.

Sincerely,
Someone Who's Going To Need A Brain Transplant After This Semester's Pathetic Excuse For A Math Class

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Dear English Essay,

You are SO not my favorite. Can you write yourself and be done with it already? I'm sick of this! Teleportation is not NEAR as interesting as I would have hoped.

Yours,
The Girl Who's Sick Of School

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Summer,

We need to have a talk. Spring is being crummy and I need your love and sunshine-y goodness. Get here ASAP.

LOVE,
Waiting For My Tan...

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Dear Mind,

Can you make yourself up yet? Flipping and flopping like it's nobody's business. Just focus already and quit with the procrastination.

-Cinderella