Ladies and Gentlemen, whilst gallivanting around the local Hot Topic shop, checking out the latest festivities, chasing the riff-raff, and seeing just exactly what kind of candy we could steal from poor defenseless babies, I found what appears to be Lady GaGa, in the flesh.
Just look for yourselves:
We've found that Lady GaGa hides curly black hair very well underneath her fabulous blonde wig. She also appears to be a lot tanner in real life than in her music videos. And to top it all off, she looks suspiciously similar to my friend Belle.
They could be related.